I just want to run away and
become a centaur or a mermaid or a Jedi. Why do I have to learn chemistry?
BUT THAT’S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS LAUREN. GET REAL.
One day I will either have:
A: an awesome centaur rear end (although sex would be weird; is that bestiality?)
B: have lovely long mermaid hair that flows and a lovely silver tail with red flicks of sparkles in it.
C: be a Jedi and fuck people up when they drive horribly (but then I’d probably probably be a sith.)
I’m going to move to the woods and become a forest protector -.-
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darkpathos said:
And then be able to give passing adventurers advice and knowledge on their journey and and…become a tree named Deku! O:
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